Do I really have to get a haircut?

Well, I guess so cuz mom and dad took me to this strange lady who sprayed me with water and then played with scissors in my hair. Believe me when I tell you, I was not very impressed with this haircut thing. They can keep their lolly, I'd much rather them leave my hair alone. Although... I have to admit I do look like a gorgeous, gorgeous little man with my new stylish doo...